June 2013
if you’re ever sad think of the anatomy in the xxxHolic anime
sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
Cry
but what did your driving instructor say
WHAT DID HE SAY
THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER
people complain about auto correct but it’s helpful 99% of the titties
Even when I’m not horny I’m still pretty horny
that last ep. left me high and dry.
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
I’M SO ANGRY
SOME 16TH CENTURY ASSHOLE WROTE “GOD B W YE” IN A LETTER AS AN ABBREVIATION FOR “GOD BE WITH YE”
AND IT APPEARED AS “GODBWYE”
WHICH WAS THEN READ AS “GOODBYE”
AND THAT’S WHY WE SAY “GOODBYE”
BECAUSE OF 16TH CENTURY CHAT SPEAK





